“Sit perfectly still! Only I may dance!”
Partners in crime: Watson (left) has a taste for socks, so we don’t leave them out where he can get them. Mesa (right) fishes them out of the laundry and smuggles them to the puppy. Sneaky kitty.
Something about the look of the handwriting combined with the expressions on these animals’ faces is 100% perfect.
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SOLD
Thoughts in sequential order:
- That is the greatest tagline ever printed
- Wait
- That’s also a fairly accurate description of San Francisco
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We broke a window and no one knows how.
The topmost rabbit was the ringleader. You can tell by the eyes. I can’t explain how.
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And that concludes our intensive three-week course.
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This is what I hope I look like, Tumblr
Comin’ at you pretty amazingly fucking hammered
Two bottles of wine split between two people will do a Thing to your alcohol metabolism
Gonna wattch some TNG and drink some water; that is my plan
IT IS A GOOD PLAN
HOLY FUCK
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