On a recent cross-country road trip, I visited the Hormel Foods factory and neighboring Spam Museum in Austin, Minn. The air surrounding the factory smells just like Spam. If youre like most Americans, youre probably gagging at the thought of Spam-scented air. I say, take another sniff. Because if you…
Preach. I realize this is a direct result of my upbringing by Korean parents, but I make sure to always have a can in my pantry. Actually, this reminds me I need to buy some rice immediately.
“I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.”
“I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.”
(via nymphetaminedream)
You will pry the hard G out of my cold, dying hands. I know what the creator thinks. I don’t care. HARD G FOR LIFE.
Nobody on this entire ball of rock and madness has ever upgraded their computer’s jraphics card, people, nor has the position of jraphic designer ever been listed on any jobs page in the history of humanity. Just because you can write a file format, you suddenly get to dictate how English works? Fuck all the way off, buddy.
I love Fringe. I am ready to design the saturday morning Fringe cartoon series.
Reminder to self: finish watching the damn last season already, you lazy bastard.
Looks like the alternate covers for Candy Capers #2 are out, so I can finally show this off! Peppermint Butler is one of my favorite characters ;o;
ACCEPTABLE
SEXT: You are wearing a hoodie, walking home. Unseen, I gently deposit this into your hood and vanish without a sound.
(Source: penguinsnuggles, via smmrbmmr)
All the time I get mad that I have this stupid meat sack body that’s not going to live forever. I want to see the future! I want to touch aliens! I want to touch sexy aliens! SPACE ARCHITECTURE. SPACE CLOTHES. Things in space.
This is a feeling I connect with on a deep and personal level. I joke about wanting to haunt my present house for a few centuries to see if they really end up building something like Starfleet headquarters here, but the actual percentage of joke in that statement is very small.
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