Smell ya later, STINKTOWN
Or:
Once again I find myself leaving the city for the weekend (I haven’t been home for a full weekend all month), this time to go camping up north in the Mendocino National Forest in Lucerne, CA, about 30mi due east of Ukiah. I’m only noting this here in case I get kidnapped by wildlife — if I’m not back by sometime Sunday, send the Army in to retrieve what’s left of me.