I’m with David on this one. Even if it turned out God — which we should go ahead and define as literally any divine force directly and absolutely responsible for the creation of the universe and all that exists within it — was real and appeared to me in person to deliver this information, I still wouldn’t buy it. Sorry, kiwi fruits. Sorry you look like tarantula butts.
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