OK so our new Cali transplat neighbors are taking photos of themselves posing w/ bikes. (Taken with Instagram at Butter Biscuit HQ)
These have to be San Franciscan expatriates. You’re not supposed to embarrass us like this outside of our home turf, you assholes.
Unrelated: is “biketwee” already a word? If it isn’t, I claim inventor’s rights immediately.