The ballad nobody wants to hear

Awkward nerd at the videogame store
Responding out loud to stuff nobody’s aiming at you

Awkward nerd at the videogame store
Those people are ten feet away, you’re not in their conversation 

Awkward nerd at the videogame store
Oh, there’s a reason nobody’s making eye contaaaact

Awkward nerd at the videogame store
No, don’t start whistling, no no no (don’t do it)

(dulcimer solo) 

Awkward nerd at the videogame store
I can tell you’re one of those “Um, actually” guys on the internet

Some things you just have to watch happen. You can’t prevent them. You just can’t.