THIS IS THE WAY OF THINGS
OFFICE BIRTHDAYS HAVE UNTIL NOW BEEN MOSTLY ABOUT CAKE
I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS NO LONGER THE WAY OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
THE PATH TO GLORY LIES IN MAKING OFFICE BIRTHDAYS ABOUT CREAM PUFFS
ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE THE KIND THAT HAVE STRAWBERRIES IN THE MIDDLE
YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY OF THOSE I JUST ATE
HOLY HOT FUCK