THIS IS THE WAY OF THINGS

OFFICE BIRTHDAYS HAVE UNTIL NOW BEEN MOSTLY ABOUT CAKE

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS NO LONGER THE WAY OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

THE PATH TO GLORY LIES IN MAKING OFFICE BIRTHDAYS ABOUT CREAM PUFFS

ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE THE KIND THAT HAVE STRAWBERRIES IN THE MIDDLE

YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY OF THOSE I JUST ATE

HOLY HOT FUCK

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