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zzzan:

Beyoncé: “Close” Captions

Peek with me into a parallel universe where Beyoncé either suffered a brief bout of aphasia or flawlessly executed an ancient ritual summoning some sort of elder god from beyond space in a dead or forbidden language.

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70sscifiart:

Selections from the “What If…” section of Roy A Gallant’s Our Universe. Here, concept art for potential aliens in our universe is presented. Included are the sentient ice cube Plutonian Zistles; the Jellyblimps; and the Stovebellies of Titan, among others.

Notably, two separate species appear to travel by the power of their own flatulence.

[Jfelt]

This just popped onto my Dashboard as part of that “here’s a blog” thing Tumblr does now, but I need to note

  • I owned this book
  • That cover illustration is still fucking boss as hell
  • I completely forgot about these aliens
  • They’re still awesome

That is all

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oktotally:

Hat tip to The Craiggers for the idea for this image

BELLIGERENTLY: Who wants a piece of this right now

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Thoughts on Buffy s04e22

Okay, we seem to be at the actual end of season 4 with this one. Where do you go after that last two-parter? I guess I’m about to find out with “Restless,” s04e22 of this first-time walkthrough of Buffy.

  • Aw, a nice movie sleepover with the whole crew. Denouement, everybody!
  • Wait, is this a dream or is it actually happening? Nevermind: clearly a dream. Willow, your subconscious is weird as hell.
  • I’ve never seen nor read it, but I’m fairly certain this is not an accurate production of Death of a Salesman. It is, however, completely fucking amazing.
  • Okay, Xander, your dream manifestation of Joyce is … I don’t know what to say about that.
  • Is anybody else getting a weird Terminator 2 vibe from this playground?
  • Oh my holy shit of fuck, Armin Shimerman doing Principal Snyder as Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now is everything.
  • You know, it now occurs to me that we really have no idea what Xander’s home life is like, do we? I don’t recall ever actually seeing his parents.
  • Giles’s dream is weird, too. Everybody’s dream is weird as fuuuuuuuuck
  • Although I do like Anya’s terrible standup. “Quiet, you’ll miss the humorous conclusion.”
  • And again they find an excuse to get Giles singing. Note: this is not a complaint. Let the man spread his wings!
  • Buffy’s dream is the weirdest by far. Everybody — everybody! — is speaking in this strange, just-off-enough version of their everyday self that it makes me want to watch this episode again immediately.
  • Oh shit, the first Slayer! Damn, this is actually kind of a potent concept. I certainly hadn’t thought of this before; the lineage of Slayers throughout history, all the way back to the very first one, who of course must’ve been African, what with the human species having originated there. Does that mean … vampires originated there, too? Can’t have vampires without humans, can you?
  • All right, what is with the cheese guy? Is that ever gonna be explained?
  • And yeah, what’s is the source of the Slayer’s power? Up until now that isn’t really something I’ve had cause to wonder about, but now … huh. Huh!
  • Okay, if this is gonna be the end of season 4 — weird, figurative, portentous — I guess I’m alright with it.
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thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

I hate that stupid shirt, which means I love this costume.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

I hate that stupid shirt, which means I love this costume.

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puppies-and-dogs-oh-my:

oh my god
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Let’s look at it this way

The possibility cannot be mathematically excluded that GoFundMe is leaving the “Support Darren Wilson” campaign up while expunging the racist comments as a tacit way of saying someone else could post a campaign to collect money to put out a contract on the miserable fucker’s life and they’d look the other way too, as long as nobody said anything racist in the comments.

I’m just talkin’ here.

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jakewyattriot:

Working the night shift, warmed up with some concept work for a little comic I’d like to make.
I wrote the outline last night.
I’m gonna bug my editor about it on Monday.
I think this should happen.
-Jake

jakewyattriot:

Working the night shift, warmed up with some concept work for a little comic I’d like to make.

I wrote the outline last night.

I’m gonna bug my editor about it on Monday.

I think this should happen.

-Jake

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kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a t hin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

I did this and the captcha I got that accompanied the submission form was:

I’m tryin’, website. I’m tryin’.
My version of the text in case anyone wants to do this too:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” This page, not to mention the comments that come with it, constitutes a direct violation thereof. Moreover, “Support Officer Wilson” is a thinly-disguised attempt to set up a jackpot for a man who killed an unarmed black kid, an act of repugnance with which no company should want to be associated.

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.

This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a t hin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

I did this and the captcha I got that accompanied the submission form was:

I’m tryin’, website. I’m tryin’.

My version of the text in case anyone wants to do this too:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” This page, not to mention the comments that come with it, constitutes a direct violation thereof. Moreover, “Support Officer Wilson” is a thinly-disguised attempt to set up a jackpot for a man who killed an unarmed black kid, an act of repugnance with which no company should want to be associated.

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chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

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