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SFist got wind of the UTCFB game, and now the “Yes” column is pushing 100. Even if only half of these people show up, it’s going to be the biggest one I’ve ever been present for. Let’s do this.

Sing, muses, of the failure of this man to arrive at the correct Draw Something answer when presented with four — four! — chances to guess it.

Over the course of her turn, my friend made and trashed four full drawings:

1. A clear drawing of Bill Clinton next to Monica Lewinsky. Clinton was circled. But none of the available letters spelled anything remotely like CLINTON, IMPEACH, BLOWJOB, etc.
2. A girl with frizzy red hair.
3. A blonde lady on a TV screen.
4. Daredevil, next to what looked like a punching bag with a patch on it.

I was utterly mystified, and after repeated failed attempts to rearrange the letters into something that sparked a guess, I was forced to admit defeat.

When the answer popped up, my disgust with myself became almost too much to bear. It was CHELSEA!

1. This drawing was just to establish context, I think. It was very clear who it was supposed to be.
2. Chelsea Clinton!
3. Chelsea Handler!
4. The punching bag was a map of Manhattan; what I mistook for a “patch” was a circle denoting the neighborhood where Daredevil lives: Chelsea!

The new version of the app lets you send a message to someone after a guess or a drawing. Mine just said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” — I hope she knew what that scream meant.

I’m looking at the first weekend in June for putting a game of Ultimate Team Cardboard Fortress Battle together. You’re on notice, Tumblrinos.

If you don’t live anywhere close to me, just put together a game of your own; that page has all the information you could ever need. If some random high school kids can do it, so can you!

I need to visit a minimum of three (3) grocery stores in order to get all the crap I want for the meals I’m planning.

#SAN #FRANCISCO #PROBLEMS