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"(Which suddenly reminds me of a gag the person I based Silent Girl on used to do. It involved her sidling up to a typical sort of indie snob in the pub and asking — in the manner of whether they like a band — whether they’re into Tamakeri. When they answer positively — and no indie snob ever admits to have not heard of a band — she punches them in the balls. Tamakeri is the Japanese fetish of working over the old testicles.)"

Kieron Gillen, “Going to hell,” Phonogram, Vol. 2: The Singles Club, Issue #5: “Lust, Etc.”

This is truly magnificent. The back-up essays in The Singles Club are highly underrated.

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This still makes me laugh. Good work, Silent Girl.

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rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

The world is watching, White America.

FIGHT TERRORISM, STOP COPS.

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Mongoose tells lions to “GET OFF MY LAWN”

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Thoughts on Angel s01e21-22

This now concludes the Angel Season One Speed Run, a side quest that I needed to complete before my girlfriend and I could resume walking through Buffy (she’s seen it all; we left off right before the start of s05). Time for s01e21, “Blind Date.”

  • What’s going on with this lady? Does she have Predator vision or is this more of a Daredevil thing goin’ on?
  • Lindsey, this is a pretty fast conversion to the side of good here.
  • A live vampire is probably a pretty good diversion under most circumstances, let’s all admit this right now.
  • Heh — are those Zip disks? Who else remembers Zip disks!
  • Aww, Cordelia and Willow doing over-the-phone decryption.
  • Oh, the blind assassin lady can only see motion! She’s like Daredevil crossed with a T-Rex.
  • See, I knew I wasn’t buying this “Lindsey turns into a good guy” thing.

And since it’s kind of a two-parter-ish, let’s close out the season with s01e22, “To Shanshu in LA.”

  • Oh man, I hope this software billionaire guy becomes a regular just so he can become the most awkward demon hunter possible.
  • Detective Kate, your reputation for weirdness is now just pretty much accepted fact department-wide, isn’t it? And how are you still mad at Angel?
  • Way to lay out the essential quandary of Angel’s life, Wesley. Cordelia being determined to help by getting Angel a hobby is really sweet, though.
  • What in the fuck — the Oracles? How do you kill prescient beings?
  • Oh no, neverending vision spasm. I can see how that would be no fun.
  • On this episode of Real Talk with Angel and Detective Kate, Angel finally decides to quit taking shit from her! You’ll never believe what happens next!
  • You know, the title of this episode really does give away the true meaning of “shanshu.” Just sayin’.
  • Hey, who’s that in the box? Is that The Smiler? I guess her name is Darla?
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me getting onto tumblr in the morning

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rogervonbiersborn:

you make my black heart sweat

Me, occasionally.

rogervonbiersborn:

you make my black heart sweat

Me, occasionally.

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classictrek:

The Red Shirt Diaries is a look at life on the Enterprise from the point of view of one young woman who’s recently come on board. View all the episodes on the website or subscribe on YouTube.

If I never have to read another redshirt joke in my life, I will be a happy man, but this is actually pretty great.

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wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."
"Oh, great."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"Um…"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"Poop… different…?"
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"Seriously?"
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
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wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."

"Oh, great."

"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"

"Um…"

"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."

"Poop… different…?"

"I’m going to make it poop cubes!

"Seriously?"

"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”

"I think you’ve finally lost it."

"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."

Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

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Rachel thinks she’s amazing at prank calls

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